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His response: UK Edition. They both came to this realization when she hugged him. Perhaps she still believed that, like a child playing hide and seek, if you covered your eyes you would disappear. This was before the age of Google Maps, so I had to call my one friend in London, who talked me through which buses to take and lanes to walk on. Needless to say, she didn't approve, and the date ended before it began.

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Long reads. It had been going great up until dinner, when she stumbled over a curb. I was shocked — I'd never had a date try to rob me before. She explains that it was her ex-boyfriend from a few states away, and that he didn't take the break up and move well. Trending 1. About an hour into the party, she came up and started talking to the mutual friend, while I was standing nearby. Not everybody is capable of going to college.

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